Monthly Archives: May 2011

Sordid Apocalyptic Sports Tales

The whole rapture thing yesterday only proved that some people are, as South Park explained “sheeple”, but it also had me thinking about the end of the world. I figure that there are definitely some avenues that lend credence to … Continue reading

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I Survived the Rapture… and all I got was this Lousy Blog Post

Apparently, at 6pm yesterday, the rapture was supposed to have taken place. Harold Camping, some crazy bat-shit biblical guy, explicitly stated this to be fact. He also devised some kind of mathematical scheme to justify his prediction. It went a … Continue reading

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“Untitled (In Cinematic Romance)”

Communication – with lips sealed shut. This life in a monochromatic world is vivid in it’s own simplistic way. Ancient title cards and jagged, pantomime movements flourish like the arrival of spring, their personalities waltzing in glorious 35mm quality. Such … Continue reading

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Them Crooked Grizzlies

Boston, Chicago, Dallas, and San Antonio. What do these four cities have in common? These four cities were supposed to be watching their hometown NBA teams in the Conference Finals, according to my playoff predictions. I was 25% right, which … Continue reading

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Celtics Bow Out

Tonight, the Celtics lost to the Heat in what will go down as probably the biggest cause for more outrage and charged, feverish banter regarding the Kendrick Perkins trade. You can’t help but wonder if, had the trade not happened, … Continue reading

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Players vs. Owners and the NBA Off-Season

Now to other orders of business. I wanna go through a bit of off-season banter for a bit. This is kind of preemptive, I know, but there are some pretty decent names flirting with the pool right now. I’m going … Continue reading

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Lakers vs. Mavericks and the NBA Playoffs

Three points for 90’s Sega Genesis basketball game reference. Before going out with Meghan and a friend of ours for Mothers Day, I was sitting in my living room, my eyes fixed on a big screen television. The Rangers were … Continue reading

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I Should Be Watching Basketball Right Now

In my house, whenever the Yankees and Rangers play, it’s over. The TV is booked. Unfortunately, on this particular Sunday, there is a game going on that I feel deserves my attention. Unfortunately, I have to GameCast it on ESPN.com. … Continue reading

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Of Course, to Many of us, the Victory is Never Good Enough…

Let’s just give in and celebrate the victory. Osama Bin Laden is dead. Stop the bickering about credit and shit. However, let’s also set the record straight. This goes out t everyone I’ve talked to and everyone I know who … Continue reading

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Quick NBA Playoff Update

Celtics-Heat Paul Pierce has started blaming himself for not being able to contain LeBron James. Historically, every time this happens, the Celtics win three or four in a row. Mavericks-Lakers Two wins put Dallas up on the defending world champions. … Continue reading

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