Update on the Shutdown at The Zephyr Lounge

For those of you who may not have heard, due to an inability to create a budget, The Zephyr Lounge has been indefinitely shut down until such a budget can be created. For more information on what factored into the inability to create a budget, click here. Since I had to send all “non-essential” personnel home, I’m the only person running this operation.

Everything is in chaos right now, with the Almond Joy Patriots continuing to allow the shutdown because of a damn candy bar. Since there is no budget for operations, I have to keep this very brief. So, instead of giving full disclosure on the different aspects of the shutdown, I’m just going to deliver a list for informative purposes.

  • The employee softball team is unable to participate in all scheduled activities, this includes games and practices.
  • The employee recreational area (which includes the employee octopus farm) has been shut down indefinitely.
  • The Wall of Awesomeness is closed indefinitely.
  • The Employee Safety Division is shut down.

Any further updates will be conducted here, but in this current format for budgetary restrictions. I appreciate everyone’s cooperation on the matter. We’re hoping to get this budget crisis taken care of as soon as possible.


Robert L. Franklin


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One Response to Update on the Shutdown at The Zephyr Lounge

  1. Serene Paper says:

    I heard a rumor that some awesome people coming to see the wall their other awesome friends were on (the wall of awesomeness) were turned away!
    Is there any truth to this?

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