The Zephyr Lounge Has Been Re-opened!

Yes, you read that title right. A couple of days ago, our offices re-opened and… you guessed it!… there are Snickers with Almonds in the candy machine! The Almond Joy Patriots were unable to successfully remove them, and with the company’s loan deadlines coming up, some of them felt the pressure and abandoned their cause, chalking it up as a defeat and carrying on with their jobs. Of course, the others chastized the defectors for their decision, but hell, it’s really whatever now. All of the Almond Joy Patriots have lost a lot of credibility, so hopefully everything goes smoothly from now on.

Anyway, since there hasn’t been anything of substance for the entire month, let me give you all a breakdown of what to expect from us in the next couple of weeks. Since Halloween is quickly approaching, myself and several other contributors have come together to give you all a Halloween surprise. I’m not going to tell you guys what it is, but just remember, you’ve been without us for a while already, so I know you’re all itching for new material.

Thank you for sticking with us through this tough time. I hope we don’t have a repeat of this a couple of months from now. Boy, that’s all we need.

Sincerely,

Robert Franklin
Editor-in-Chief

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About Robert L. Franklin

Ah, the About Me section - social networking's excuse for you sounding like an elitist prick. Hmm... what to say? What to say?
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