Category Archives: Surfing the Waves

A look at the the Internet, and all of it’s bat-shit glory.

I Am a Millennial

According to a study being conducted by the Pew Research Center, millennials are deviating from the ways of life their parents and grandparents have. I assume I’m living proof of that, since my score was 97 on a scale of … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Mark Zuckerburg

Dear Mr. Zuckerburg,   As a former user of your social media juggernaut, I have to say that the last several days of being free from the privacy concerns and viral memes that litter your empire like a nasty case … Continue reading

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Quick Fix: An Experiment in Facebook Content (addendum)

When I had originally written this post, I did not have pictures of Facebook’s notifications about my profile being temporarily suspended. Well, I do now!   Yes, that is what I wrote, then copied 75 times into the comment boxes. … Continue reading

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Quick Fix: An Experiment in Facebook Content

Lately, I’ve had Facebook’s policies on content rolling through my mind. How much could they take? What measures would they take on me if I violated their policies? On a personal level, I needed to know. How much could I … Continue reading

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The Cul-de-sac

Recently, I have stumbled back into the dark and depraved annals of Creepypasta. I used to frequent this place during my teenage years, so there was a bit of nostalgia as I traced my old paths to poorly-written, cheap scares. … Continue reading

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In Their Own Words: The Biggest Brand Failures of All-Time, part 2: Domino’s Pizza

Today’s entry is brought to you by Junior Writer Thomas LaSordo. In an attempt to one-up his fellow junior writer’s, he sought out Noid, a former Domino’s Pizza mascot, and pushed him to tell the story of his time at … Continue reading

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The Greatest Holiday Ever… Ever.

“The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it.” — Stacey Jay, Romeo Redeemed “For sure, even the worst blowjob is better than, say, … Continue reading

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In Their Own Words: Biggest Brand Failures of All-Time, Part 1: McDonald’s

A Note from the Editor-in-Chief: The last couple of weeks have been pretty busy here at The Zephyr Lounge. We’ve developed our Publication Division, who have been putting together the first bi-monthly issue of our magazine, also titled The Zephyr … Continue reading

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The Top 5 Most Grusome Sports Injuries

The world of sports is full of amazing tales of folly and achievement. Such incidents are usually on the backbone of the intense physical conditioning these athletes put themselves through, day-in and day-out, all year. Sometimes, though, the world of … Continue reading

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An Exploration into Sex: The Dirty List (part 1)

Warning: This post is disgusting. Really, really disgusting. Only those with a sick sense of humor should continue. Seriously. I’m warning you. Don’t proceed unless you have a strong stomach — like one made of steel… or Teflon .. or something really … Continue reading

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