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Gov. Abbott is Watching the United States Military: A Rant

There are times when I wish I had the ability to get inside someone’s head. You know, read minds and all that jazz. There are dozens of people I would be interested in knowing what thoughts bounced between their pruned … Continue reading

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An Evening with the Flower Mound Jaguars Basketball Team

This hits close to home. I mean, seriously, like eight miles down the road. Despite Texas being a bastion of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, James Naismith’s game also enjoys riveting popularity. Last Friday night, during a basketball game between the Flower Mound … Continue reading

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Flags

I was originally going to do a recap of the Supreme Court decisions of the last few weeks, but given that everyone and their second cousin twice-removed are discussing those decisions (whether positively or negatively), I have decided to forgo … Continue reading

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vs. John Peter Smith Hospital

There is a dead woman at John Peter Smith hospital in Fort Worth, Texas. There is a dead woman on a ventilator at John Peter Smith hospital in Fort Worth, Texas. There is a dead woman at John Peter Smith … Continue reading

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Chronicles of Texas: A Tuesday Two-fer

Today’s Chronicles of Texas entry is brought to you by the letter Q. Why? Read on to find out. Today is Tuesday, November 26, 2013 and The Zephyr Lounge proudly brings you not one, but two, tales of interest from … Continue reading

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The Texas Gun Culture in “More Tales of Insane Protest”

Say that title like a voice-over on a 1950’s sci-fi movie. While I admit I fucking hate Texas, I will say this: Texas does give me a lot of things to write about. Over the weekend, more specifically on Saturday, … Continue reading

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I Really Don’t Want My Children Going to School in Texas.

My wife and I frequently talk about education, especially in a compare-and-contrast sense. See, my wife is from California, whereas I’ve lived in Texas my entire life, and over the course of these conversations we’ve been having, I’ve come to … Continue reading

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Texas’ Labor Day is Celebrated with a Slew of New Laws

For those of you living in and/or heavily critical of Texas, September 1st saw several new laws go into the books. Some of them are a tad ridiculous (as is the Texas standard), while others rectify previous instances when Texas … Continue reading

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That One Time, on the Side of the Road…

Here in Texas, women have no rights. I mean, come on, given the last few weeks the accusation rings true. Earlier today, I stumbled upon dash-cam videos (not Russian ones) further cementing the accusation that women have no rights in … Continue reading

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ZLNN: The Zephyr Lounge News Network (May 24, 2013 edition)

Hey, readers! I know posting has been infrequent lately, but I’ve started a new job that is very time consuming. Anyway, I figured that since you have all been good boys and girls and putting up with my frequent tardiness … Continue reading

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